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Hangar 9 Red Civilian Pilot Figure – Detailed 1/5 Scale Model!
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Red Baron's Relaxed Ride: 1/5 Scale Pilot, Shades, & Headphones! So Fly!
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Hangar 9 Pilot Figure: Yellow Civilian Edition w/ Headset & Sunglasses
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Fuel Filter Fury Unleashed: Hangar 9 Pro, Gas or Glow, Performance Powerhouse!
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Dark Yellow UltraCote: Hangar 9's 6.5' Wing Cover for Your Next Big RC Adventure!
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Hangar 9 P-51D: Ready to Rumble with Drop Tanks Awaiting! Classic Warbird!
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Green UltraCote by Hangar 9 – Vibrant RC Airplane Covering
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Hangar 9 Self-Stick Weight - 6oz: Precision Balance for Ultimate Flight Control
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